I identify w tinkerbell a lot because she needs attention or she dies and that’s pretty much me

(via k999)

  • person: but what if your parents had aborted YOU
  • me: well okay for starters i wouldn't have been forced to hear that stupid ass comment you just made


girl: he cheated on me

me: then break up with him

girl: but-

me: bye

(Source: zootedboy, via butimnotinyour)

Since we first met I have loved you with whatever I had to love you with.
Zelda to Scott, 1935 (via avvfvl)

(Source: fitzgeraldquotes, via fatalicized)


English teachers can either be the coolest teacher you ever had or the worst thing ever

(via legalmexican)



In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:

  • Public speaking
  • Not being afraid of teenagers
  • Calling the doctor yourself
  • Taxes
  • Arguing without crying
  • Having a normal sleep pattern
  • Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’

0/7 i’m on a roll

(via butimnotinyour)